In yet another local ribbing by a national outlet, Vice Magazine awarded The Nein’s excellent Wrath of Circuits with its un-coveted “Worst Cover of the Month” laurel. Dale Flattum, also known as Tooth and the fourth member of The Nein, designed the cover. They gave the album a respectable 5/10, apparently lauding its Franz-ness. Hmm.
In the same issue, Vice described desArk’s new album, Loose Lips Sink Ships, with the following beaute: “I guess ‘lazy tension’ is an oxymoronic thing to say, but that’s the best term I can come up with for desark…It’s like two people playing half-assed tug of war or fucking in a really humid room and trying not to overexert themselves.”
And, certainly not to be omitted, the dramatic, sexist, you-actually-ran-that? conclusion: “One song smolders into the next while huge gray thunderclouds swell overhead, but the end happens before the climax does and I’m sitting there with my dick in my hand and no more baby oil…Still, the workout alone makes this worth a bunch of replays for sure.”
Oh, shit. Well, at least they got a 7 out of it. That folllows fairly high praise in several publications, including Pitchfork,
Issue #68 of Magnet, and here at the Indy.
Is it just me, or does Vice remind you of that dude down the street that drinks 40s all day, snorting lines to keep awake before eventually smoking himself to sleep while gazing glassy-eyed at broadband porn—or, that is, a vacuous series of “the-only-joke is-you, asshole” incidents done by your friend with a 1570 SAT score and a job at Burger King?
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